Jac
Birth date unknown. Approximately 23 years old.
Jacob is from Owingsville, Kentucky. He started playing the drums in middle school, using his papaw's kit. He joined the school band and played a few different horns. He bought a guitar the summer after his first year of college and soon started learning to play it. As of 2011, Kincaid is enrolled at Morehead State University. He is published in SpongeBob SquarePants and Philosophy, believe it or not. He is currently writing interesting things on his website/blog: http://www.underless.com/.
Kyle
(1989 - ) is a 5'8", 23-year-old prodigy from Owingsville, Kentucky.
He holds a profoundly useless degree in history and philosophy from Morehead State University. He is an avid fan of pen and paper gaming, crocheting, and tea. He is the founder and only important member of The Urethras? What few good things the band has to offer should be attributed to him because, in all likelihood, he is responsible for them. He currently resides in Teruel, Spain (follow him at hagerjk.net).
Boone “Dick Cheese McGee”
Birthday: January 1st, 1992
Boone's hometown is Owingsville, Kentucky, and he starting playing the trumpet in 5th grade, taught by Jennifer Bowling at Bath County Middle School. He later learned how to play the saxophone, tuba, and percussion instruments. He began playing bass in his middle school's jazz band, and later became a guitar player. Boone was taught how to play drums by his brother, Jac. He is enrolled at Morehead State University, and can often be seen jogging in a speedo around Morehead, Kentucky or helping pigs mate on the university farm.
Luke
[Luke is currently being held hostage by North Korea, photo not available]
(April 24, 1990 – To Be Continued) is a human musician, enthusiast of literature and philosophy who studies at Morehead State University, and the newest Peehole member. Luke Grimes was born at Central Baptist hospital in Lexington, Kentucky. Grimes interacted with a wide array of writers and artists throughout his studies at Morehead State University, including: Alaina Rhinesmith, Jac Kincaid, Boone Kincaid, Kyle Hager, Daniel Mattox, and Sosha Pinson.
The Early years
Luke Grimes received a diverse education, developing mediocrity in both Spanish and English. Grimes began playing piano during High School and continues to study both guitar and vocals to this day. In his early adulthood, Grimes surrounded himself with an eclectic and eccentric hodgepodge of aforementioned philosophers, writers, artists, and musicians. Such profound pontificators had considerable influence on his life and, while encouraging Grimes’ ever more out-going behavior, also contributed greatly to his lack of concern for propriety. The myriad musical influences of Grimes are scattered and extensive. To List a few in alphabetical order: The Beatles, Beethoven, Cherry Poppin’ Daddies, and The Dresden Dolls.
Career
The musical career of Luke Grimes started with his indoctrination into Urethra-ism. Here, with three of his fellow Bath Countians, Grimes began recording with The Urethras on their first album entitled “Slightly Too Loud!”. The four rambunctious rapscallions locked themselves away for five days and recorded said album in the basement of the Grimes’ family abode. The career of Grimes continues to grow and the world will watch with what can only be described as utter apathy. [citation needed] [some of the information contained in this article is controversial]
