Unapologetic review by Sam [3/5 stars if he were still 15 years old!]

I'm not sure who Sam is other than a dude on the Internet with cooler glasses than me who plays music and reviews albums, but I like his style. His jokes are bad and he calls us out for clinging to a dying, out-of-style genre and referencing penis too much. And I suppose that's a fair criticism if you're into high-minded "my genre is more mature than yours" sorts of arguments. Nonetheless, I'm glad someone listened to the album and said something about it. So thank you, Sam (especially 15 year-old you). And if it were physically possible, we would most certainly, as you offered, suck on your urethra.

Here is the review: http://sammusicreview.blogspot.com/2011/10/urethras.html

And the homepage to Sam's blog: http://sammusicreview.blogspot.com/

Slightly Too Loud!

We're finished. We're proud to present "Slightly Too Loud!"

Another update.

All of the bass is finished. Most of the primary guitar is finished. Piano and vocals to come. We will be recruiting burly men for some vocals sometime. That is all.